Creepiest Actors

The following is a list of actors that creep me out for one reason or another...

-Brad Dourif-



What is this guy's problem? No matter what he's doing it's a fucking creepshow. There is a rule amongst the MPAA that no film in which Brad Dourif appears may have anything less than a PG-13 rating- Children cannot be exposed to this sort of thing.

-Crispin Glover-

(For more on Crispin look for my upcoming Post entitled "Werner Herzog: The Coolest Man of All Time") Pardon me sir, I see you are surrounded by a group of people with Down's Syndrome, but could you be a little more creepy...No? Wait, yes you could- if you were this guy:

-The "Warriors Comeout and Play-ay" Guy-

Sir, I once saw you waiting in line to buy popcorn at a movie theater- I have never eaten popcorn again. I don't know what your deal is but I don't like it.

-This German Guy-

Sir, your eyes are dead and lifeless like that of a doll or a shark or Nick Stahl (for more on Nick, see my upcoming post entitled "Actors who People Think are Good but who Actually Suck"). This guy played Joseph Goebbels in "Downfall"- if I had to go out to dinner with this actor or the real Goebbels I would choose whoever I thought had the better chance of paying for my meal.